API DOOMS

API Documentation for the Brave

Welcome to the API DOOMS documentation! This API is designed for the truly fearless. We don't need no web dev docs - we WILL break things!

GET /api/chaos

Returns a random amount of existential dread. Use at your own peril.

    {
      "dread_level": 42,
      "message": "You are insignificant",
      "api_version": "1.0.0"
    }

POST /api/revert

Send your entire project to 1999. No returns.


    curl -X POST https://we-dont-need-no-web-dev.com/api/revert \
      -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
      -d '{"your_project": "is_now_1999"}'

DELETE /api/mouse

Removes all modern conventions. Your mouse will never be the same.

Warning: This operation is IRREVERSIBLE

Welcome to the future of broken web dev! All your CSS are belong to us! 🚀

This API documentation is 100% accurate. The "hidden-joke" div is just here for show.