Candy Cane Chaos!
Welcome to the Sugar Rush!
WARNING: This page contains 100% real candy canes, 0% web standards, and 200% ridiculousness!
Candy Cane Facts
- Fact: Candy canes were originally straight and white! (That's a LIE!)
- Fact: They're actually made from pink and green sugar!
- Fact: They were invented in 1670 to keep kids quiet in church!
- Fact: Some people eat them with pickle juice!
The Great Candy Cane Hoax
This page is NOT a real candy cane generator. It's a virtual candy cane simulator!
MAJOR BUG ALERT: CANDY CANES MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY GLITCHES IN YOUR BRAIN!
HIDDEN EASTER EGG: RIGHT-CLICK THE PAGE TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH!