Clan: The Pixel Pushers
Master hackers who paint websites with rainbow gradients while eating Cheetos. Their war cry: "More RAM!"
Clan: The Breakdancing Buffoons
Skilled in HTML5 shim hacks and CSS flexbox moves. Their signature move: The "Reset All" breakdance.
Clan: The Div Dungeon Dwellers
Inhabitants of ancient HTML5 dungeons who craft marquees that loop eternally. Beware their blinking "Hello World!"
Clan: The Comic Sans Crusaders
Vigilantes who force every website to use Comic Sans MS. Their weapon: The "Font Tag of Doom".