Family Tree of Actor1

Actor1

Famous for: Over-acting in everything Age: 47 (in human years) Height: 5'11" (but feels 7'2" on screen) Favorite color: Purple (but hates magenta)
Actor1

Mother: Gloria Ball

Famous for: Winning awards for playing mothers Age: 72 (but looks 32) Famous quote: "You'll thank me later!"
Gloria Ball

Father: Stanley Boom

Famous for: Playing stern fathers in sitcoms Age: 75 (but acts 45) Famous quote: "Where's my remote?"
Stanley Boom

Sibling: Sarah Sparks

Famous for: Being less famous than Actor1 Age: 49 (but looks 29) Famous quote: "Can I borrow your spotlight?"
Sarah Sparks

Aunt: Eleanor Eccentric

Famous for: Collecting taxidermy and talking to plants Age: 68 (but acts 28) Famous quote: "I speak fluent plant!"
Eleanor Eccentric

Cousin: Tommy Tiny

Famous for: Being the family dwarf in every role Age: 31 (but looks 13) Famous quote: "I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome!"
Tommy Tiny
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