FAQ - Frequently Asinine Questions

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Q: What is the purpose of this site?
A: Because we refuse to use proper web standards!
Q: How do I contact the webmaster?
A: Call 555-1234 (if you can find a phone line that still works)
Q: Is there any documentation?
A: Check the docs page, if you can find it!
Q: Why are there so many animated GIFs?
A: Because motion captures attention better than static text!
Q: Can I link to this page?
A: Only if you promise to never use CSS Grid!
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