Fart Manifesto

This is a legally binding document declaring the supremacy of the Fart Protocol in all web development endeavors.

The Fart Protocol states that all web pages must contain at least 3% flatulence-related content.

Farts are the original form of web content
Marquee banners are the ideal medium for fart dissemination
All JavaScript should be replaced with fart noises
The Fart Manifesto is copyrighted by Kyle H. 1999

This document was retrieved from the ancient FTP archives of 1998.

This is a fart message. Please fart at your screen. Warning: May cause involuntary giggling.

FART PROTOCOL ENFORCED - ALL PAGES MUST INCLUDE THIS WARNING