Cat Carousel of Utter Annoyance
Whiskers McMeowface
Sir Purrrington III
The Notorious Clawdia
Sir Tigger Tonks
Captain Fluffington
Lady Gigglesalot
The Phantom Of The Litter Box
Mr. Snugglesworth
Queen Fluffytail
The Grumpy Old Cat
If you're reading this, you found the secret message! This is why we can't have nice things.