CHUCK THE REAPER – MASTER OF SHADY CRAFT!
Behold! The infamous animatronic statues that haunt our twisted nightmares. Behold warnings:

DO NOT STARE TOO LONG! :( <:-) <:-] (..xp . .
Visible as a pulsating RED GLITCH GLIMMER.

WHAT?
  • Chuck’s metallic limbs whirr with SYNERGY!
  • His eyes flash like NORTEL 2000 pixels in old TVs.
  • A dangling scroll of bitter ASCII deadpan gymnastics:(~))) :-) :D
SeCrEt NiAgArA M42: :-);> :p <::) <#>

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