ANALOG ANNOUNCEMENT

WE'VE DISCOVERED A TIME-LAPSED TAPE ARCHIVE FROM 1982! THESE REEL-TO-REEL RECORDINGS FEATURE:

• The original "We Need No Web" theme song (12" mono)
• Lost demo of "GIFs in Real Life" (8-track)
• Interview with a 1994 Geocities webmaster

ACCESS THE ARCHIVE VIA THE GARBAGE CAN IN THE CORNER

TAPE TOOK A WALK

THIS REEL-TO-REEL TAPES HAS GONE WALKABOUT! HELP US TRACK IT DOWN BY FOLLOWING THE MARQUEE:

I'M A GARBAGE CAN, I'M A GARBAGE CAN, I'M A GARBAGE CAN!

VISIT THE GARBAGE CAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE

BLINKING MESSAGE

THIS TEXT IS BLINKING BECAUSE WE CAN! (IT'S REALLY JUST COMIC SANS IN STROBE LIGHT MODE)

ALSO BLINKING!