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Flaming Pizza Supreme

Our most incendiary creation! Hand-tossed dough bathed in lava-hot tomato sauce, topped with molten cheese that flows like molten lava, and finished with a garnish of actual fire (certified non-toxic, but still).

Warning: May cause temporary loss of taste sensation and spontaneous combustion of nasal hairs. Eat at your own risk!