Press any key to start. If the keys don't work, try tapping the monitor with a karaoke microphone.

• /usr/games/flash/dance‑dance‑revolution – Winner gets a virtual gold medal.
• /code/never‑ending‑loading‑bar.html – Eternal suspense.
• /stew/secret-level/zany‑pizza – Only reachable at midnight via a pneumatic tube.

Listen to BLEEP BLOOP BEE-HOO! Click to hear (won't actually play, because the world forgot how speakers work).

Did you know the original developer used a llama named Bifrons to power the back‑end server? Spoiler: It crashed terribly.

Walk through the portal on a Sunday and you might catch a glimpse of the animated cover‑art starring a llama with sunglasses: /legacy-links/flash-game/gallery/faux‑llama.htm