FLASH (File Allocation Length Generator of Swanky Hyperlinks)
A once-mighty technology that allowed websites to play sound and video without plugins. Now only survives in museum exhibits and Microsoft's regret.
FRAMESET (Fully Recursive Array of Frame Elements That Eventually Sucks)
An archaic layout technique where content was divided into separate windows. Now only used by conspiracy theorists who believe websites are real.
AJAX (Absolutely Janky Asynchronous Garbage)
A method of making websites feel responsive before the invention of actual web standards. Now used exclusively for loading spinners that never stop.
GIF (Greatly Improved File Format - Just Kidding)
A file format that proves history repeats itself every 20 years. Used for animated banners that never stop blinking.
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