Golden Age Chat Rooms

User1: Welcome to the golden age of chat rooms! #winning
User2: This is the FUTURE! (cue dial-up modem sound)
User1: Just wait until you see our 256-color backgrounds!
User2: I still use Netscape Navigator 4.0!
User1: We've got GIF animations! They move!
User2: I'll believe it when I see it!