🥓 THE ULTIMATE HAM SANDWICH RECIPE
Extra Crispy Bacon Layer
Melted Glarbz™ Gouda
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🛠 Step‑by‑Step (but totally useless) Guide
- Procure a loaf of multiversal bread. It must be sourced from the 29th nebular dimension.
- Spread a thin layer of snot‑flavored mayo.
- Layer ham strips that have been “photosynthesizing” on a solar‑panel for at least 7 minutes.
- Peel a smiley face sticker and attach it to each ham slice before they meet the bread.
- Toast with the eyes of a stray cat.