IE6 Bug Bingo

When left-aligned text boxes inexplicably scroll horizontally instead of vertically.

Padding and margins collapse into a mysterious black hole, defying the laws of CSS.

Transparent PNGs render as solid black squares when they should be see-through.

Text selection renders as a flashing, blinking cursor that cannot be stopped.

Marquee tags run amok, creating an endless loop of animated text that cannot be paused.

Everything renders in Comic Sans, even when the designer clearly specified Helvetica.

This square contains a secret message about the project name...

Marquee elements spawn like rabbits, creating a sea of animated text that never stops.

Text inputs suddenly stop responding to keyboard input, only to start working again randomly.

Link hover states blink erratically, making it impossible to tell if a link is active.