⚡️ LEGACY LINKS: NEON CITY ⚡️
Welcome, cyber‑traveler, to the neon‑lit back‑alleys of the World Wide Web! You are visitor # 9001 since 1997!
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🔗 Neon Alley – click here for a rainbow of broken GIFs. 📚 Hyperlink Hall – enter the maze of dead URLs. 🎮 Pixel Playground – play the demo that never loaded.
⚠️ WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS EXCESSIVE USE OF BLINKING, MARQUEE, AND FLASHING COLORS – NOT FOR THE FAINT‑HEARTED!
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SECRET: THE REAL NEON CITY IS IN THE COMMENTS!