Christmas Chaos 1998
Discover the origins of Santa's bombastic delivery system! Learn how NORAD almost tracked nuke-powered reindeer.
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Santa's on fire!"
Welcome to the we-dont-need-no-web-dev portal! This site is 100% pure, unfiltered 1999 web magic.
Behold the digital relics of the Christmas that almost didn't happen! These explosive links are powered by pure HTML/CSS sorcery.
Discover the origins of Santa's bombastic delivery system! Learn how NORAD almost tracked nuke-powered reindeer.
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Santa's on fire!"
Interactive 1999-era "Naughty/Nice" checker! Just enter your name and watch the Comic Sans verdict appear!
Disclaimer: Results may cause sudden urge to eat fruitcake.
Hidden text for those who scroll slowly: "The real Santa uses Web Design to power his sleigh."
WARNING: This page contains flashing text and rotating images. Proceed at your own risk! The developers are not liable for any retina damage or sudden urge to wear parachute pants.