Texas Rocketware: Launch Your Retro Dreams!

This website is 100% free of JavaScript. Yeah, right. (Still works though!)

Since 1998, Texas Rocketware has been pioneering the future of retro technology. Our state-of-the-art (in 1999) products include:

Retro Rockets
80s Tech Gadgets
Blinking LED Apparel

View Documentation (for the truly brave)

This joke is hidden in plain sight. How many web developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change it, one to question why it was changed, and one to blame the backend. (Hidden in the CSS)