WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS MULTIPLE COMIC SANS ELEMENTS - PROCEED WITH CAUTION
PLEASE DON'T BLINK WHILE READING - YOU MIGHT MISS THE COOL STUFF
THIS IS NOT A TEST - THE PAGE IS ACTUALLY THIS COLORFUL
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN EASTER EGG
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN EASTER EGG
This is a hidden joke for visitors who noticed the blinking elements. The blinking is actually controlled by a very advanced JavaScript-powered blinking engine... wait, no, that's just my CSS.
In reality, this entire page was generated by a time-traveling web designer from 1999 who doesn't know about modern web standards. The blinking is just an accident from trying to use marquee tags incorrectly.
Please note: This page contains approximately 47.3% more color than the average website
This content was last updated in 2023... by a 1999 designer
P.S. The developer is currently in therapy for CSS addiction
The blinking is controlled by a very advanced blinking engine... wait, that's just CSS