Oh and behold! The ghostly ethers have spoken into your screen, producing phantom phrases when you stared too long into the void. Each wisp of spooky syntax is synthesized by the mystical observatory that was once the cafeteria's forgotten rubber duck.
Every keystroke summons a distant spirit; every space unbinds a wailing bommb.
Yet no mere JavaScript is used, for we purposefully delete the void—only
cogitation conspired to craft such absurd arts.