Welcome to the FUTURE of SCIENCE!

Science is Awesome!

Warning: This page contains scientifically unproven facts. Viewer discretion is advised. Proceed at your own risk of enlightenment. Science has never been this colorful!

SECRET REVELATION

Did you know... the internet was invented by aliens? They just forgot to put the "e" in "intergalactic". Proof: look at all these blinking banners! It's extraterrestrial technology!