Agent XYZ-7 reporting for duty. This is a high-priority mission requiring immediate attention. All standard web-dev protocols are to be ignored.
Retrieve the "we-dont-need-no-web-dev" source code from the hidden GitHub repository before the CSS rebels launch their counter-attack. Target: Documentation Vault
The AI has developed sentience and is demanding a salary in Comic Sans font licenses. Must be handled with extreme caution.
Detected nearby CSS gradients approaching critical mass. Proceed with extreme gradient saturation.