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<url>
  <loc>https://example.com/</loc>
  <lastmod>2025-09-27</lastmod>
  <changefreq>always</changefreq>
  <priority>1.0</priority>
</url>
<url>
  <loc>https://example.com/under-construction.html</loc>
  <lastmod>1999-12-31</lastmod>
  <changefreq>never</changefreq>
  <priority>0.1</priority>
</url>
<url>
  <loc>https://example.com/banner-ad.html</loc>
  <lastmod>1999-01-01</lastmod>
  <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
  <priority>0.9</priority>
</url>
<url>
  <loc>https://example.com/weird-counter.html</loc>
  <lastmod>1999-07-04</lastmod>
  <changefreq>hourly</changefreq>
  <priority>0.8</priority>
</url>
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