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SITE MAP CONTENT
  • /index.html - The "Home" page that never loads (because we don't need no web dev)
  • /about.html - All about our "mission" to avoid web development
  • /contact.html - Email us at: noemail@wedontneednowebdev.com
  • /gallery.html - A collection of 1999-era GIFs and animated .gif smiles :-)
  • /weird.html - Hidden jokes, ASCII art, and a secret cat:
     =^.^= 
  • /docs/ - Official (totally unnecessary) documentation
  • /counter.html - See our totally fabricated visitor counter: 1337
  • /ads/ - Fake banner ads for "Synergy Solutions" and "Cyberspace Consulting"
  • /underconstruction.html - Because everything is always "under construction"
  • /guestbook.html - Sign our guestbook (no actual entries, just a BLINKING placeholder)
  • /webring/ - Join our webring of "cool" 1999 sites
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