WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE SITEMAP.XML!
SYNERGY! PUSH TECHNOLOGY! INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!
CLICK HERE FOR THE MOST AWESOME LINKS ON THE WEB!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! (Animated GIF described as "under_construction.gif" alt="Under construction... please wait... :-)")
VISIT OUR GUESTBOOK! (Guestbook described as "guestbook.html" alt="Leave your mark: :-) ;-) :D")
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SITE MAP SECTIONS:
/index.html - The Home Page (Full of Banner Ads and Marquees)
/about.html - About Us (Synergy!)
/contact.html - Contact (Send smoke signals :-) )
/downloads.html - Downloads (We have nothing)
/guestbook.html - Guestbook (Leave your mark)
/webring.html - Webring (Join the Webring of the Future!)
/docs.html - Documentation (Because we need it)
/secret.html - SECRET PAGE (Easter Egg Inside!)
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Ad: "Buy our nothing! It's synergy!"
Ad: "Free webring membership! (No actual membership)"
Ad: "Visit our under construction page again! :-)

Hidden Easter Egg: Look for the tiny text that says "You found the secret cheese!" inside this page.
SECRET BOX! (No close button, because we have no JS!)

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