SITEMAP.XML

Welcome to the most absurd sitemap on the information superhighway! :-)

Site Sections

Home | About Us | Contact | Careers (We Have None)

Under Construction - This page is still under construction (GIF described in alt text: spinning

)

Guestbook - Sign our guestbook (no registration required) :-)

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Webring - Join our webring of totally unnecessary websites!

Synergy Map - Our synergy is pushed through cutting‑edge push technology across the cyberspace!

Below is a list of URLs that make absolutely no sense but are required for SEO:

/about.html

/contact.html

/jobs.html

/sitemap.xml

/robots.txt

/favicon.ico

/secret.html

Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.0 at 800x600 | Under Construction GIF: Animated GIF showing an under construction sign | Visitor Counter: 9999

Secret Easter Egg: Press F12 to reveal the hidden message!

Banner ad for our totally legit product! :-)