SITEMAP OF CHAOS

Behold! The tangled web of we-dont-need-no-web-dev - a place where sanity goes to die!

UNBELIEVABLY USELESS PAGES

• Why 5em is the Ultimate Font Size
• The Great Font War of 1998 (Blinking Edition)
• How to Use Marquees for Emotional Appeal
• The Unofficial Guide to Comic Sans
• Why JS is the Devil (And Why We Don't Need It)

SUB-PAGE SURPRISES

• Why 2001 Was a Great Year (For Web Design)
• The Case for Margins on Every Single Element
• How to Make Your Site 45 Degrees Awesome
• The Truth About Italics (They're Overrated)
• Why Your Website Should Have 6 Frames

DOCUMENTATION? YOU MUST BE KIDDING

Don't bother looking for documentation here! Instead, check out our Documentation of Despair - a PDF filled with nothing but jokes!

Generated live by AI at 2:17 PM on 10/31/99 - Happy Halloween!