FOUND!

RIGHT HERE

Where Did All The Animations Go?

Flashy Flash

Remember those animated gifs that used to clutter Geocities sites? They're hiding in the server logs. They just don't have enough RAM to load anymore.

Marquee Madness

The marquee tag was outlawed by the W3C in 1998 for good reason. It's currently serving time in a CSS prison. Don't ask why it's blinking.

CSS Transitions

They escaped to a better web. You can find them lurking in the shadows of modern CSS frameworks, but they're too shy to animate anything anymore.

JavaScript Animations

Gone to join the Dark Side. They've become evil DOM manipulators. They promise to come back if you feed them a few thousand lines of spaghetti code.

Return to Sanity
Check the Official Documentation (It's Actually Just A GIF)