10 Reasons Why JavaScript is Evil

1. It allows you to use "let" before "var" without going to hell first
2. It's the reason your grandma's Facebook account still exists
3. It's responsible for all those annoying "loading" animations that never finish
4. It's why you can't have nice things (like a functioning website)
5. It's the original "dark pattern" that trapped your soul in a web of callbacks
6. It's why "console.log" is still considered a debugging tool in 2024
7. It's the reason why your "workaround" became the main feature
8. It's the dark lord of all programming languages (cue thunder)
9. It's why your server is constantly crying out in pain
10. It's why you'll never escape the browser

Proof from Ancient Scrolls

Found this cursed parchment in the GitHub repository:
const hell = 'javascript';
if (hell === 'javascript') {
  console.error('Your soul is mine!');
}