Seven frames mean seven distinct navigation paths. Your users will never know which portal they're in!
Break content into seven random chunks! Who needs logical flow when you have mystery?
Each frame displays content at exactly 7px font size for consistent inconsistency.
Gradients so intense they cause retinal migraines. Seven different ones!
Marquees scroll in seven different directions simultaneously.
Blinking text that alternates between Comic Sans and Arial.
Link to a random page that doesn't exist. It's the surprise element!