Welcome to the most bizarre extraterrestrial zoo on the internet! These are not your typical little green men – they're here to destroy your browser with their neon colors and erratic behavior. Be prepared for blinking, flashing, and possibly some singing.
This alien's eyes change color every second, causing seizure warnings on older browsers. He also enjoys blinking text at 5Hz.
Uses neon-colored goo to illuminate dark corners of your screen. Guaranteed to cause retinal burns.
Produces high-pitched alien karaoke that plays continuously. Volume can't be muted!
Marches across your screen in Comic Sans font. Attacks by increasing text size uncontrollably.