penguin tennis

warning: extreme cuteness overload. penguins are now using glowing neon rackets to serve 200 mph fish-slapshots.

join the tuxedo revolution and witness the battle of the flippers live on our marquee stream.

view our absurd documentation or explore these legacy links:

the cake fart archives (documented in Comic Sans)

back to the court (this page, duh)

marmalade space cats (mandatory viewing)