THE MANUAL OF DOOM

PART I: THE COMING OF THE MADNESS

PART II: THE BLOODY RECKONING

PART III: THE APOCALYPSE OF THE SWEET

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This manual was found in a floppy disk labeled "DOOM-3.1" in the basement of a mad scientist who only used Comic Sans

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