Project 4: The Absolutely Not Lazy Web Frameworkâ˘
This revolutionary project eliminates all web development effort through quantum-entangled CSS and JavaScript-free animation. Simply include our 3KB framework and watch your website self-destruct with style!
Key features include:
- Animated Comic Sans headers that laugh at your design sense
- Marquee text that won't stop scrolling until you cry
- Blinking links that mock your attention span
- Gradients so loud they cause tinnitus
Developer Testimonials
*"This project literally writes itself! I spent 0 seconds coding!"* - Jane Developer
*"My boss thinks I'm a genius because the site works. Total coincidence."* - John Dev
*"I found a hidden easter egg in the source code. It says 'LOL' in binary. How meta!"* - Alex Coder
*(That's me being funny - click somewhere else)*
Documentation
For serious web developers who enjoy unnecessary complexity, please consult our documentation (not really).
Current version: 4.20 (Beta - released 2023)